Twelve piece band, playing all the old time favorites. They will have valet parking free of charge and at the entrance, door prizes for everyone. Show with some of the best Exhibition Dancers on this Island. Free tickets for the drawing at break time, on a new Mercedes Benz automobile.
There will be two professional photographers taking pictures at no charge. And during the dance they will have available 14 cases of champagne so that everyone can wet their whistles. At break time, they will serve steak and lobster and a side dish of caviar. The music will stop at midnight. If there is anything else you would like, call them and let them know.
Much of the bad goop is coming direct from the computer programming schools. And their intent is not to sell, but to trick you into something you do not want. Unfortunately many of them are employed by Microsoft and Apple. Linux is about the only one that allows the users to use only what they wish to use. You cannot ask for anything more? Well, yes, I want them to learn about GUI.