By Randy, Waimanalo
You know I used to hate night clubbing, and had gone only because I didn't want to be uncool. Then I stopped. And then I started going again because I believed that's how men can get laid with a different girl every week. Then I stopped. Why did I stop the first time? Because attending didn't make me any cooler. I remained certifiably uncool. Why did I stop the second time? Because... [Cough]
Anyways, these days I actually enjoy night clubbing, much to my own surprise. I like to act ultra-confident and pretend to be a "playah" when I am in a club. It's a lot of fun, interacting with others in that highly theatrical environment. Night Clubs are places where it's okay to be fake. You are not breaking any rules by not being yourself In fact, that's how you'd play the game! It's kinda like poker! In short, for me, night clubbing is fun like poker night is fun.
"Do You Wanna Go Party" by - KC and The Sunshine Band
I try to never go alone and there’s a reason that you hear people talking about someone being their “wingman.” A guy all alone in a night club, unless he is exceptionally handsome or well-built, is going to look desperate and possibly creepy to women. A guy talking to and joking with a friend looks more “normal” and thus more approachable. Also, if the girl/woman who you are interested in meeting has a friend, then someone is going to need to talk with her unless she’s not looking herself. Hence, the “wingman.”
Let's face it, most of us don't understand "legalese."
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
LADY WITNESS: No, this is just how I dress.
You know I used to hate night clubbing, and had gone only because I didn't want to be uncool. Then I stopped. And then I started going again because I believed that's how men can get laid with a different girl every week. Then I stopped. Why did I stop the first time? Because attending didn't make me any cooler. I remained certifiably uncool. Why did I stop the second time? Because... [Cough]
"Dancers don't all have equal opportunity. But, they all have
the opportunity to be better than they were yesterday."
Anyways, these days I actually enjoy night clubbing, much to my own surprise. I like to act ultra-confident and pretend to be a "playah" when I am in a club. It's a lot of fun, interacting with others in that highly theatrical environment. Night Clubs are places where it's okay to be fake. You are not breaking any rules by not being yourself In fact, that's how you'd play the game! It's kinda like poker! In short, for me, night clubbing is fun like poker night is fun.
"Do You Wanna Go Party" by - KC and The Sunshine Band
I try to never go alone and there’s a reason that you hear people talking about someone being their “wingman.” A guy all alone in a night club, unless he is exceptionally handsome or well-built, is going to look desperate and possibly creepy to women. A guy talking to and joking with a friend looks more “normal” and thus more approachable. Also, if the girl/woman who you are interested in meeting has a friend, then someone is going to need to talk with her unless she’s not looking herself. Hence, the “wingman.”
"Tiny Bubbles" by Don Ho
Let's face it, most of us don't understand "legalese."
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
LADY WITNESS: No, this is just how I dress.
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